College jokes
After the college boy delivered
the pizza
to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual
tip?"
"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the
other
guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing
great."
"Is that so?" snorted Bud. "Well, just to show them how wrong they
are, here's five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll
put this in my school fund."
"What are you studying?" asked
Bud.
The lad smiled and said, "Applied psychology."
