College jokes
A kid called up his
mom from his college
and asked her for some money, because he ran out
of it. His mom
said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll will send you some money.
You also left
your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do
you want me
to send that up too?"
"Uhh, oh yeah, okay," responded the
kid.
So his mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package
and
went to the post office to mail the money and the
book.
When she gets back, her husband asked, "Well how much did you give the
boy his time?"
She said, "Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20
and the other for $1000
out to him."
"That's $1020!" yelled
her husband. Are you crazy?"
"Don't worry, Hon," she said. "I
taped the $20 check to the cover
of his book, but I put the $1000
one somewhere between the pages in
chapter 19!"
