College jokes
A college student was in a
philosophy
class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor
presented the following logic:
"Has anyone in this class heard God?"
Nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again,
nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody
spoke for the third
time, he simply stated, "Then there is no
God."
One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to
reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor
granted
it, and the student stood up and asked the following
questions of his
classmates:
"Has anyone in this class heard our
professor's brain?" Silence.
"Has anyone in this class touched
our professor's brain?" Silence.
"Has anyone in this class seen
our professor's brain?"
When nobody in the class dared to
speak, the student concluded, "Then,
according to our professor'
s logic, it must be true that our professor
has no
brain!"
You can't argue with that!
