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Todays joke
A man drinks a shot of
whiskey every
night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him
to quit; she
gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the
other with
whiskey.
After getting him to the table that had
the glasses, she brings his
bait box. She says "I want you to see
this." She puts a worm in the
water it, and it swims
around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then
says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have
to
say about this experiment?"
He responds by saying: "If I
drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
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