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Todays joke
John & Jessica were on their
way
home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the
police. The
officer told John that he was stopped because his tail
light was burned
out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't
realize it was
out, I'll get it fixed right away."
Just then
Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two
days
ago to get that light fixed."
So the officer asked for John's
license and after looking at it said,
"Sir your license has expired."
And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize
that it
had expired and would take care of it first thing in the
morning.
Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent
you a letter
telling you that your license had expired."
Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him
in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice,
"Jessica,
will you shut up!"
The officer then leaned over
toward Jessica and asked. "Does your
husband always talk to you
like that?"
Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk."
Cow jokes
What do you call a group of cattle sent into
orbit?
The first herd shot round the world!
