Hunting jokes
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in
the
cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a
huge bear,
shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear
charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started
running for the
cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the
bear was just
a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as
he
reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.
Too close
behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling
into the
cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his
friend
inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"
