Idiot and fool jokes
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on
the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked
down
their ladder.
"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw
you down, and then you
can pick up the ladder."
"What, do
you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my
flashlight, and
you can climb down on the beam of light."
"What, do you think
I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight
when I'm halfway
there."
