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Todays joke

A man is walking down the street one day when

he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house

across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell
is too
high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for
some time,
the man moves closer to the boy's position.

He
steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow

and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and

gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the
childs level, the man smiles benevolently and
asks, "And now what, my
little man?"

The boy replies, "Now we run!"

Criminal jokes

A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, Hi my name is John Smith. The big guy who actually is a nice guy extends his and says my name is Turner Brown. The geek passes out. The big guy fans him and brings him too. Why did you pass out he asked? The geek replies, what did you say your name was? Turner Brown he replies. Oh God the geek says I thought you said "TURN AROUND".