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Todays joke
Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's
father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage.
"Sir,"
he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and
"
"See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter
needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."
Criminal jokes
When the school was broken into, the
thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards,
everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels.
The
police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.