Criminal jokes
A
mafioso's son sits at his desk writing
a Christmas list to Jesus. He first
writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I
have been a good boy the whole year, so I
want a new..." He looks at
it, then crumples it up into a ball and
throws it away.
He
gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I
have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He
again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.
He then gets
an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue
of the
Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes
another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want
to
see your mother again..."
