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Todays joke

A man
answers the phone and has the
following conversation:
"Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has
been most
difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is
hard.
Well, you know how she is.
"Yes, I remember you warned me. I
remember you told me that
she was a vile creature who would make my
life miserable and
you begged me not to marry her.
"You were
perfectly right.
"You want to speak with her? All right." He looks up
from the
telephone and calls to his wife in the next room:

"Gladys, your mother wants to talk to you!"

Dance jokes

These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''