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Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

One day a blond went out to check her mail box.
There was
nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives
her a weird
look.

An hour later she goes back out to her
mailbox and goes back in cause
there was nothing in it and her
neighbor goes "What the hell is she
doing?"

An hour later she goes
back out side and looks in the mailbox and there
is nothing in it.
Finally the neighbor gets curious enough to ask her
what she is
doing. The blone says, "My stupid computer keeps saying
you've got
mail."

Dead and dying jokes

A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he shouted "Flood!" and escaped. The teacher was then lead out. The squad took aim and the teacher, remenbering how the other two had escaped, shouted "Fire!"