Dead and dying jokes
A man
is calling on his best friend
to pay a condolence call the day after the
friend's wife has died.
When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to
go in
and see if everything is all right. Upon entering the house,
the man
discovers his friend in the living room kissing a
mate.
"Jack", says the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend
looks up and says, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm
doing?"
