Dead and dying jokes
A man is fibbing
away about how
great things are in his country. Finally, he starts
describing the
tall buildings in his country.
"There is a building so tall, it
took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall
off it!"
"Oh, my God!"
says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"
"Of course. He was
without food or water for 3 days!"
