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Todays joke

A man was walking on the beach one day
and
he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it.

Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and

three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided,

"I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank
account.
POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There
was the
car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I
wish I was
irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of

chocolates.

Dirty jokes

Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.