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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.
Todays joke
After a real crusher of a landing in
Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen,
please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought
the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the
tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll
open the
door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the
terminal."
Dirty jokes
What did the egg say to the boiling
water?
"It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last
night."
