Dirty jokes
One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's
little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, "What is that
between your legs?" He replied that is "my bird." He went back to
sleep.
She came back later and said, "What's that furry stuff around
your
bird?" He replied that's "my nest." So he went back to sleep.
She came
back later. "What's those two things under it?" He said
those are
"the eggs." She said, "Okay, can I play with your bird,and
he said
"ok." When he woke up later, he noticed that he was in the
hospital. He
saw the little girl and asked, "what happened?" She
said, "When I
was playing with your bird he spit in my eye so I
chopped off his head,
burnt down his nest and busted his eggs!"
