Dirty jokes
A couple just got married, and when the husband
went back
to his house
he found that his bride had disappeared.
He got very worried and
gathered up all his friends to search for
his wife with no success.
Two days after his wife disappeared the
man returned home to find her
in the kitchen. He asked her what she
has been up to and why she hasnt
been home for so long.
She
replied:
"These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a
week."
The husband answered:
"But it's only been two days what
do u mean a week?"
"I am only here to get something to eat."
