Subscribe!
Get free jokes in your email. Enter your email address below to sign up.

See my jokes -Daily updated jokes

Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

A middle aged woman was driving through a

school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was

giving her the ticket, she said, "How come I always get a ticket and

everyone else gets a warning? Is it my face?"

"No, ma'am,"
explained the officer, "it's your foot."

Dirty jokes

The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir". The president replied, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Hillary and I got one for Chelsea." The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, sir."