Dirty jokes
A man wakes up early one morning and
decides
to go Bear hunting.
He tells his wife, "You've got three choices;
you can go Bear hunting
with me,
I'll do you anally or you can
give me a blowjob.
I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out.
Make up your mind before I get back.
"The man returns twenty
minutes later and says, "Well what's it
gonna be?
"She say's,
"There's no way I'm going Bear hunting
and you're not doing my ass
so I guess it's a blowjob.
"A couple minutes later she starts
choking and spitting and says,
"Jesus, you taste like shit.""Oh yeah,"
he replies,
"The dog didn't want to go Bear hunting' either."
