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Todays joke

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf

later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife

asked.

"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a
heart attack
and died on the 10th tee."

"Oh, that's
awful!"

"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the
ball,
drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."

Dirty jokes

A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail. Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going *up*! Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver - by this time scared out of his wits - yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?" The other guy yells back, "Fuck no! Do you know anything about lighting gas stoves?"