Dirty jokes
A salesman was testifying in
his divorce
proceedings against his wife. "Please
describe," said his attorney,
"the incident that first caused you to
entertain
suspicions as to
your wife's fidelity."
"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all
week," the man testified.
"So naturally
when I am home, I'm
attentive to the wife." "One Sunday morning,"
he continued,
"we were
in the midst of some pretty heavy love-making when the old
lady in
the
apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you
at
least stop all
that racket on the weekends?'
