Dirty jokes
The Smith's were proud of their family
tradition. Their
ancestors
had come to America on the Mayflower. They
had included Senators
and Wall Street wizards.
They decided to
compile a family history, a legacy for their
children and
grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only one
problem arose -- how to
handle that great-uncle George, who was
executed in the electric
chair.
The author said he could handle the story tactfully.
The
book appeared. It said, "Great-uncle George occupied a chair
of
applied electronics at an important government institution, was
attached
to his position by the strongest of ties, and his death
came as a
great shock."
