Dirty jokes
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along
a
country road one
night when all of a sudden they hit a pig,
killing it instantly.
Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse
and explain to the
owners what
had happened. About one hour
later Bill sees his driver staggering back
to the
car with a bottle
of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his
clothes
all
ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?" asked Bill.
"Well,
the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and
his
19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what
did you tell them?" asks Clinton.
The driver replies, "I'm Bill
Clinton's driver, and I just killed
the pig."
