Dirty jokes
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when
forty people from New
York City showed up. Never having seen
anyone from the Big Apple at
heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would
have to check with God.
After hearing the news, God instructed him to
admit the ten most
virtuous people from the group. A few minutes
later, Saint Peter
returned to God breathless and said, "They're
gone!" "What? All of
the New Yorkers are gone?" asked God. "No!" replied
Saint Peter.
"The Pearly Gates!"
