Marriage jokes
A guy gets home early from work and hears
strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his
wife
naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?'
he says.
'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the
woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling.
his
four-year-old son comes up and says,
`Daddy! Daddy! Uncle
Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no
clothes
on!'
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past
his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure
enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the
wardrobe
floor.
'You jerk,' yells the husband, 'my wife's having a
heart attack and
you're running around with no clothes on scaring
the kids!'
