Money jokes
A couple was having a discussion about what
to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.
Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it
weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied,
"My
dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in
Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would
there be any
"we" in the first place."
