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Todays joke

An old couple in an old folks home are having an
affair, nothing much
they just sit watching TV late at night while
the old woman holds the
old mans dick. Then suddenly the old man
ends the affair because of
another woman. The old woman's distraught
and yells, "WHAT'S THIS OTHER
WOMAN GOT THAT I HAVEN'T!" The old
man smiles and says,
"Parkinson's disease"

Divorce jokes

A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."