Divorce jokes
A man appears before a judge one day, asking
for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then
says,
"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because,"
the man says,"I live in a two-story house."
The Judge replies,
"What kind of a reason is that?
What is the big deal about a
two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a
headache'
and the other story is 'It's that time of the
month.'
