Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I
in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a
bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I've got some good news
and some bad news. Which would
you like to hear
first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured
so badly that we had to amputate both of
them.
Patient:
That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in
the next ward who made a very good offer on
your slippers.
