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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke


A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
English class one
day. "In English," he said, "A double negative
forms a positive. In
some languages, though, such as Russian, a double
negative is still a
negative. However, there is no language wherein
a double positive can
form a negative."

A voice from the
back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."


Doctor and nurse jokes

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don't see why not," replies the doctor. "That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."