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Todays joke

As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over
Arizona on a clear day,
the co-pilot was providing his passengers with
a running commentary
about landmarks over the PA
system.

"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a

major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of

nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000

tons, struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering
white-hot
debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures
nearly a mile
across and is 570 feet deep."

From the cabin, a
passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed
the highway!"

Dog jokes

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man. "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.