Parent jokes
The man passed out in a dead faint as he came
out of
his front door onto the porch.
Someone dialed 911.
When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness
and
asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was
enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for
the keys
to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out
with
the lawn mower."
