Police jokes
A
local policeman had just finished his
shift one cold November evening and
was at home with his wife.
"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years
on the force I've never seen anything like it."
"Oh yes
dear, what happened ?"
"I came across two guys down by the canal,
one of them was drinking
battery acid and the other was eating
fireworks."
"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did
you do with
them ?"
"Oh that was easy, I charged one and
let the other off."
