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Todays joke
A blonde and her husband were driving home,
when
they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the car and
stood
over the poor creature.
The blonde and her husband just
stood
their, when she said "Oh i know."
So she when in the car and rumaged
through
her purse and came out with what looked
a bottle. She
poured it on the rabit and they both
got in the car. Suddenly the rabit
got up hopped a
little bit and waved, hopped a little and
waved,
hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
Then dissapered over
it.
The husband just stared at his wife
and said "Honey, what did you
pour on
that rabit?"
His wife just said "Hair Restorer
with a
permanent wave."
Elephant jokes
What's as big as an elephant but
weighs
nothing ?
An elephant's shadow !
