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Todays joke
It was Halloween and three
vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will
you
have?" the bartender asked.
"I'll have a glass of
blood," the first replied.
"I'll have a glass of blood, too, please,"
said the second.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.
"OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two
bloods and a blood light?"
Elephant jokes
What do elephants say as a compliment
?
You look elephantastic !
