Subscribe! Get free jokes in your email.
Enter your email address below to sign up.
See my jokes -Daily updated jokes
Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.
Todays joke
This Marine drill instructor, completely
frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of
swearing hot enough to blister paint. He broke off suddenly when he
noticed one of the recruits had been talking in ranks.
"WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, RECRUIT??" the drill sergeant hollered.
In
a quivering voice, the recruit replied, "I said, to myself, Drill
Sergeant Sir, 'if that sucker thinks I'm going to stand here and take
his crap . . . well, he's certainly an uncanny judge of
character.
Elephant jokes
What is a baby elephant after he is five
weeks
old ?
Six weeks old !
