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Todays joke
One night a wife found her husband
standing
over their baby's
crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood
looking down at
the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of
emotions:
disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment,
skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it
aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her
husband.
"A penny for your thoughts," she said.
"It's
amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can
make a crib
like that for only $46.50."
Elephant jokes
How do you stop an angry elephant from
charging ?
Take away it's credit cards !