Face jokes
Once there was a church that
had a bell that
no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the
priest if he
could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight
into
the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked
priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the
bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does
anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face
rings a bell."
