Ethnic jokes
There was an
Irishman, an Englishman and
Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a
carriage in a train going
through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a
tunnel and as it
was an old style train there were no lights in the
carriages and it
went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the
sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel,
Claudia Schiffer and the
Irishman were sitting as if nothing had
happened and the Englishman had his
hand against his face as he had
been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish
fella must have kissed Claudia
Schiffer and she missed him and slapped
me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella
must have tried to
kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got
slapped for it."
The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The
next time the train
goes through a tunnel I'll make another
kissing noise and slap that
English idiot again."
