Ethnic jokes
Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner
when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.
"Help!" Paddy shouted,
"Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured
Mick. "Next to the Strong
Muldoon, Oi'm the strongest man in Erin, and
Oi'll pull ye right
out o' there."
Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddy's hand and
pulled and pulled to no
avail. After two more unsuccessful attempts,
Mick said to Paddy,
"Shure, an' Oi can't do it. The Strong
Muldoon could do it alone, mebbe,
but Oi'll have to get some help."
As Mick was leaving, Paddy called "Mick! Mick! D'ye think it will
help if Oi pull me feet out of the stirrups?"
