Ethnic jokes
Scorcher Murphy was selling his
house, and
put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales
blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it,
he turned to the agent and asked,
"Have I got all ye say
there?"
The agent said, "Certainly ye have...Why d'ye ask?"
Replied Murphy, "Cancel the sale...'tis too good to part
with."
