Firefighter jokes
One day a boy was drowning in a near by
lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the
beach
and began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped
on the boys chest. With great
amazement water was pooring from
the boys mouth. Each time the
firefighter pumped more water came
out.
A short time later seaweed started coming out, then minnows, then
more
water started coming out of the boys
mouth. The firefighter
feared this would never stop. Just then, a
paramedic arrived and
quickly ran over to the
firefighter and b lurted out. "Hey Chief! You
better get that kids ass
out of the water before you pump that
lake
dry".
