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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

Three blondes were walking through a field when
they came across a set
of tracks.

The first blonde
looked down at the tracks and said,

"I think they could be bird
tracks."

The second blonde went to look and said,

"No, I
think these are deer tracks."

They stepped aside and the third
blonde went over to the tracks. She
looked down, then got run over by
the train!

Farmer jokes

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly. "Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025 pigs?" she asked. "Yeth." lisped the farmer. Being a Howard County girl herself, the tech entered: "Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs."