Farmer jokes
A man is driving down a country road, when he
spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He
pulls
the car over to the side of the road and notices that the
farmer is just
standing there, doing nothing, looking at
nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and
asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"
The
farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks
the man, puzzled.
"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . .
to people who are out
standing in their field."
