Farmer jokes
A bus load of politicians were driving down a
country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off
the road
and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's
field.
Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then
proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days
later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and
asked
the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"
The old farmer replied,
"Well, some of them said they weren't, but
you know how them
politicians lie."
