Farmer jokes
An old farmer is driving down a country road in
his pickup truck when
it starts making an awful noise. He stops
the truck and crawls
underneath to investigate the
problem.
"Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a
Monkey
Wrench." He says.
He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down
the road. Off
in the distance he sees a small house. There is a black
woman and
several small black children playing in the
yard.
The Farmer yells to her "Hey Miss, do you happen to have
Monkey
Wrench?"
"What?" She yells back.
"A Monkey Wrench!!?" He
screams.
"What?"
"MONKEY WRENCH!!?...MONKEY
WRENCH!!?"
"Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!"
