Fishing jokes
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
the
ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to
a
deserted island where he had to survive on what he could
find.
When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there
was
a fire pit with California Condor feathers all
around.
He went over to the fisherman and said, "You know, it's illegal to
kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest
you."
The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it
because
he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down.
"Out of curiosity" the coastguard asked, "What did it taste like?"
The fisherman replied, " Well, it was kind of a mix between a
snowy
owl and a bald eagle."
