Fishing jokes
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a
tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of
alligators kept
him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old
beachcomber
standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any
gators around
here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they
ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started
swimming leisurely toward the
shore.
About halfway there he
asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the
gators?"
"We
didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.
"The sharks got
'em."
