Fishing jokes
Two Virginia rednecks go on
a fishing
trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the
wading
suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I
mean
they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they
don't catch anything. The same
thing happens on the second day, and on
the third day. It goes on like
this until finally, on the last day
of their vacation, one of the men
catches a fish.
As
they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to
the
other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught
cost
us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's
a good thing we didn't catch any
more!"
